thought overload

 

There is a battle raging inside of me. It even has a name. Oestrogen.

Oh, how I despise thee. You are completely antagonistic toward my dear friend Progesterone in your constant pursuit of dominance.

 

Like aΒ  spurned lover, I blame you for every problem in my life. You were never there when I needed you and now you are here too much and I don’t want you. You are over the top and your abundance wearies me. You invade every part of my being in your blind conquest and your need for control. What do you want from me?

 

 

Channelling Elizabeth Barrett Browning , How do I love thee? Let me count the ways:

  • Depression
  • Bloating/Fluid retention
  • Teariness
  • Mood swings
  • Fatigue
  • Irritability
  • Insomnia
  • Loss of appetite
  • Memory loss
  • Itchiness

 

 

 

 

 

 

I fear you love me too much and I have come to realise that you are jealous of my friend Progesterone, the quiet achiever.

 

I must end your tyranny and reclaim my being.Β  The balance of power must and will be restored.

This thing we got going has to end.

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Comments on: "This thing… called Oestrogen…I just…can’t handle it!" (13)

  1. tinystepsbigjourney said:

    Well done, love this…

  2. Gotta love being a woman!!!!

  3. maturestudenthanginginthere said:

    So true – mind you at least you’ve not got to the stage of eyeing up the curtains and thinking you could make nice clothes out of them or climbing into the fridge to hold back the hot flushes πŸ˜† Great post!

    • Hahahaha (looking at my curtains now…nah, I’m good). It’s so hot here right now, I wouldn’t even know if I had a hot flush πŸ™‚ Thanks J !

  4. At least you can’t claim estrogen has been the cause of world wars in the way testosterone has. BTW … isn’t wine the kryptonite of estrogen?

    • true. Read about the environmental effects of oestrogen. Wine is my kryptonite! I love it!!!
      I read somewhere that, testosterone has been linked to aggressive humour and males being more comedic than women. Thanks for visitng πŸ™‚

  5. Congratulations! It’s official – The Academy, okay, mj monaghan, has recognized your wonderful blog with the Candle Lighter Award!

    Here’s the envelope with more details: http://wp.me/p1JIsL-cQ!

    • Thank you mj…I am always so happy when you visit, it puts a smile on my face πŸ™‚ see?
      What a lovely award! Thank you so much.

  6. Very wittingly written πŸ™‚

  7. Very well put. You’ll pleased to know the feelings pass – you’re just left with a complete inability to remember anything for more than 3 seconds together. Otherwise life’s just great!!!

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